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I'm Jordan. I'm 21. I am a feminist, A Wannabe writer, A Former SpiceGirl, An Original DreamGirl, Jedi Master. A Gryffindor.

liar-liar-blonde-hair-on-fire:

Basically what’s happening in ferguson.

(Source: majiinboo, via misterhunty)

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blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

(via jasonttodd)

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mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

(via authocracy)

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"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

(Source: pedro-quill, via tyywinlannister)

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frankoceanvevo:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Nicki has no chill

Nicki cold she aint have to do him like that

(Source: itsteamminajbitch, via maelstrorn)

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forestprnce:

cat things

(via souffles-against-thedaleks)

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shrugging:

you’re my boyfriend i decided 

(via officialwhitegirls)

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edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

(Source: teenytomlin, via starkbuckgirl)

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natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

(via cespur)

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404linknotfound:

this person has played TF2 for an entire school year

(via malcolm-graves)

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